What the hell is he hiding? Communism? A new variant of the Coronavirus? Another Royal Commission? It’s probably all of these. Why didn’t Kevin ever grow a beard when he was Prime Minister of Australia? This is a very serious question to what every Australian deserves the answer to.
Kevin Rudd has been the man that can’t shut up for years, and now the man can’t even shave up. It’s quite easy, Kevin! You just apply aftershave then use your razor to shave up. That it is if you use a shaver, you probably use a solar powered shaver, well what happens when the suns goes down, Kevin? What happens then?